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Rantoul Fisher, meet Onarga Roberts

Driving down Interstate 57 from Chicago to Champaign-Urbana, the countryside is sparsely populated, and each exit sign shows the names of two towns. The towns are usually connected by whatever highway is at the exit, but are often so far away that they can't be seen from the interstate. This invisibility gives the towns an air of mystery that always appeals to me. Years ago, it also occurred to me that the paired town names could be interpreted as being the name of a single person. After realizing this, I pondered what each of these people did for a living. Here's what I came up with:

Bradley Bourbonnais: male stripper
Monee Manhattan: female stripper
Gilman Chatsworth: trust fund baby/playboy
Rantoul Fisher: environmentalist
Onarga Roberts: NFL nose tackle

Next time you're driving through farm country on an interstate, give this a try.

May 2, 2013 in Current Affairs | Permalink


Dammit! This is going to happen to me all the time now.

Posted by: Paul Lamb at May 2, 2013 4:09:39 PM

You're welcome.

Posted by: Pete at May 3, 2013 8:30:49 AM