Chris Mars and drummer jokes
Replacements drummer (and later solo musician, now visual artist) Chris Mars is, somewhat perversely, an avid collector of "drummer jokes." His Bar/None bio includes some of them, including this favorite of mine:
Q: What is the last thing a drummer ever says to his band?
A: "Hey guys...how 'bout we try one of my songs?
His solo debut, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, will always have a special place in my heart.