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Fortune Cookie

I had this fortune in a fortune cookie I ate this morning:

"In all matters of opinion, you always say it better."

Though I appreciate the sentiment, I know quite a few people who would vigorously dispute that claim.

May 8, 2009 in Personal | Permalink

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i had.....a cracker...his name was joe....i ate him....he screamed....on the way...down my.....throat....he had a brother...who i gave....to....a pineapplr....and lived happily....ever after......

Posted by: dakaria at May 20, 2009 10:45:55 AM

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