What's your NPR host name?

This is fun.

So finally, after years of Fresh Air sign-off ambitions, we came up with a system for creating our own NPR Names. Here’s how it works: You take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then you add on the smallest foreign town you’ve ever visited.

My name would be Pejter Kleineichen. The town (in Germany) is just a guess, as it's the smallest of two towns I stayed in during a month-long visit to extended family while I was in high school. There may have been other, smaller towns that I visited while sightseeing, but I've long since forgotten their names.