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Six-Word Stories
Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in six words. Rumor has it that he considered his result ("For sale: baby shoes, never used.") to be his greatest work. In its most recent issue, Utne reprinted a piece from the Fall 2004 issue of BlackBook in which that magazine asked 25 big-name writers to write their own six-word stories. Unfortunately, neither magazine had the story online, but here are some of the highlights:
Irvine Welsh: "Eyeballed me, killed him. Slight exaggeration."
Robert Olen Butler: "Saigon hotel. Decades later. He weeps."
Norman Mailer: "Satan--Jehovah--fifteen rounds. A draw."
Tobias Wolff: "She gave. He took. He forgot."
David Lodge: "I saw. I conquered. Couldn't come."
Augusten Burroughs: "Oh, that? It's nothing. Not contagious."
I think I like Butler's and Mailer's the best. Here's my own offering:
Aging skier goes downhill. Literally, figuratively.
Please feel free to post your own in the comments section!
July 1, 2005 in Books, Fiction | Permalink
Comments
jesus never expected this to happen.
Posted by: ed markowski at Sep 8, 2007 9:57:08 PM
My ashes scatter, no one sees.
Stir tears and hate, bake forever.
Long live the old forgotten souls.
Posted by: Emmalie Pfankuch at Oct 3, 2007 11:49:49 AM
the wind blew it away babe.
Posted by: ed markowski at Oct 6, 2007 5:17:14 PM
Damn it, now I am forced to do it, too. Jesus Christ!
"He fell. She caught. They loved."
"She made love. He only f***ed."
"He'd just turned 19 - in Iraq."
"She was 13, Daddy didn't care."
"Abstinence Education Only Made Them Horny."
"September 11th's attackers have families, too."
"18 Hours, on the Freedom Bird."
Posted by: Marc at Oct 10, 2007 2:27:40 PM
"Best sex ever. She's still dead."
Posted by: Scott at Oct 14, 2007 5:43:54 PM
blue; yellow; crescent in the sky
Posted by: deb195 at Oct 15, 2007 1:35:14 AM
I ran away from your cunt
Posted by: Liam Dodds at Oct 15, 2007 2:49:47 AM
what's that hurtling down towards us?
Posted by: neil at Oct 15, 2007 10:35:04 AM
"Snakes on a mother fucking plane."
Posted by: Steve at Oct 15, 2007 10:35:30 AM
Boy, man, senior, depends on moment.
Posted by: Roy at Oct 15, 2007 10:38:44 AM
monday, kids screaming, still i'm happy
Posted by: Derk Toone at Oct 15, 2007 10:40:48 AM
Finally home from Iraq. Still there.
Posted by: flick at Oct 15, 2007 10:43:07 AM
You will never beat Earnest Hemingway's.
Posted by: tom at Oct 15, 2007 10:43:32 AM
I shaved my balls for this?
Posted by: Crazy Mofo at Oct 15, 2007 10:46:00 AM
dying to prove atheism proves nothing.
Posted by: Andrew at Oct 15, 2007 10:46:10 AM
Another article here, with more of the original stories.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html
Posted by: Lee at Oct 15, 2007 10:49:24 AM
i enjoy sex, i mean coitus.
Posted by: evan at Oct 15, 2007 10:52:09 AM
A Muslim, his wife - a beating.
Posted by: bernie at Oct 15, 2007 10:56:24 AM
Supposed wrongs often make beautiful rights
Posted by: Crystalemera at Oct 15, 2007 10:59:20 AM
Who remembers this one from The Blues Brothers?
Elwood: Shit!
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers
Jake: No
Elwood: Yup
Jake: Shit!
Posted by: Gunnar Bruun at Oct 15, 2007 10:59:26 AM
because of pills I feel nothing
Posted by: dave at Oct 15, 2007 10:59:50 AM
Good Buy My Love, Let's eat.
©2007
Posted by: will at Oct 15, 2007 11:01:42 AM
Three words left. Forever die trying.
Posted by: Mr. Surly at Oct 15, 2007 11:01:49 AM
OK, this system is not functioning properly. This:
"Good Buy My Love, Let's eat.
©2007"
Was posted by me, Will, not Dave. It is a conspiracy I tell you!
Posted by: will at Oct 15, 2007 11:04:14 AM
Waves crested ... searchlight followed; rescue complete.
Posted by: Mr. Surly at Oct 15, 2007 11:05:13 AM


