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Six-Word Stories

Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in six words. Rumor has it that he considered his result ("For sale: baby shoes, never used.") to be his greatest work. In its most recent issue, Utne reprinted a piece from the Fall 2004 issue of BlackBook in which that magazine asked 25 big-name writers to write their own six-word stories. Unfortunately, neither magazine had the story online, but here are some of the highlights:

Irvine Welsh: "Eyeballed me, killed him. Slight exaggeration."

Robert Olen Butler: "Saigon hotel. Decades later. He weeps."

Norman Mailer: "Satan--Jehovah--fifteen rounds. A draw."

Tobias Wolff: "She gave. He took. He forgot."

David Lodge: "I saw. I conquered. Couldn't come."

Augusten Burroughs: "Oh, that? It's nothing. Not contagious."


I think I like Butler's and Mailer's the best. Here's my own offering:

Aging skier goes downhill. Literally, figuratively.

Please feel free to post your own in the comments section!

July 1, 2005 in Books, Fiction | Permalink

Comments

jesus never expected this to happen.

Posted by: ed markowski at Sep 8, 2007 9:57:08 PM

My ashes scatter, no one sees.

Stir tears and hate, bake forever.

Long live the old forgotten souls.

Posted by: Emmalie Pfankuch at Oct 3, 2007 11:49:49 AM

the wind blew it away babe.

Posted by: ed markowski at Oct 6, 2007 5:17:14 PM

Damn it, now I am forced to do it, too. Jesus Christ!

"He fell. She caught. They loved."

"She made love. He only f***ed."

"He'd just turned 19 - in Iraq."

"She was 13, Daddy didn't care."

"Abstinence Education Only Made Them Horny."

"September 11th's attackers have families, too."

"18 Hours, on the Freedom Bird."

Posted by: Marc at Oct 10, 2007 2:27:40 PM

"Best sex ever. She's still dead."

Posted by: Scott at Oct 14, 2007 5:43:54 PM

blue; yellow; crescent in the sky

Posted by: deb195 at Oct 15, 2007 1:35:14 AM

I ran away from your cunt

Posted by: Liam Dodds at Oct 15, 2007 2:49:47 AM

what's that hurtling down towards us?

Posted by: neil at Oct 15, 2007 10:35:04 AM

"Snakes on a mother fucking plane."

Posted by: Steve at Oct 15, 2007 10:35:30 AM

Boy, man, senior, depends on moment.

Posted by: Roy at Oct 15, 2007 10:38:44 AM

monday, kids screaming, still i'm happy

Posted by: Derk Toone at Oct 15, 2007 10:40:48 AM

Finally home from Iraq. Still there.

Posted by: flick at Oct 15, 2007 10:43:07 AM

You will never beat Earnest Hemingway's.

Posted by: tom at Oct 15, 2007 10:43:32 AM

I shaved my balls for this?

Posted by: Crazy Mofo at Oct 15, 2007 10:46:00 AM

dying to prove atheism proves nothing.

Posted by: Andrew at Oct 15, 2007 10:46:10 AM

Another article here, with more of the original stories.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

Posted by: Lee at Oct 15, 2007 10:49:24 AM

i enjoy sex, i mean coitus.

Posted by: evan at Oct 15, 2007 10:52:09 AM

A Muslim, his wife - a beating.

Posted by: bernie at Oct 15, 2007 10:56:24 AM

Supposed wrongs often make beautiful rights

Posted by: Crystalemera at Oct 15, 2007 10:59:20 AM

Who remembers this one from The Blues Brothers?

Elwood: Shit!
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers
Jake: No
Elwood: Yup
Jake: Shit!

Posted by: Gunnar Bruun at Oct 15, 2007 10:59:26 AM

because of pills I feel nothing

Posted by: dave at Oct 15, 2007 10:59:50 AM

Good Buy My Love, Let's eat.

©2007

Posted by: will at Oct 15, 2007 11:01:42 AM

Three words left. Forever die trying.

Posted by: Mr. Surly at Oct 15, 2007 11:01:49 AM

OK, this system is not functioning properly. This:

"Good Buy My Love, Let's eat.

©2007"

Was posted by me, Will, not Dave. It is a conspiracy I tell you!

Posted by: will at Oct 15, 2007 11:04:14 AM

Waves crested ... searchlight followed; rescue complete.

Posted by: Mr. Surly at Oct 15, 2007 11:05:13 AM