Taking a Heartbroken Three-Day Weekend

My, how thoughtful of them. On a Friday, no less.

U.S. Markets to Shut Friday for Reagan
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Many U.S. financial markets said they will close this Friday to mark the death of former President Ronald Reagan. (Full story)

No truth to the rumor that Bush will honor Reagan in his own special way--by ballooning the budget deficit by another hundred billion, joking light-heartedly about nuking Russia and bringing back Ollie North to shred the Constitution.