Mr. Blackwell's Worst-Dressed List

The annual list is always one of the pop culture highlights of the year for me.

10. Lara Flynn Boyle: Sometimes a single fiasco is all it takes — that tutu terror (at the Golden Globes) was one of the all-time worst fashion mistakes! A beautiful face ... but no taste ... what a waste!
9. Courtney Love: The torrid temptress of fashions — "Rock Pack" is the undisputed queen of tack.
8. Melanie Griffith: Melanie defines "fatal fashion folly" — A botox'd cockatoo in a painting by Dali!
7. Missy Elliot: Missy's experiencing a bling-bling takeover — time to lower the wattage and get a makeover!
6. Celine Dion: Half-sequined scarecrow, half-gaudy acrobat — Is it Abe Lincoln in drag? And I'll leave it at that!
5. Jessica Simpson: Forget putting her stylist on suspension — just clean out that closet, and hire a magician!
4. Diane Keaton: In prudish fashion pitfalls that bury her beauty, it could be Queen Victoria on jury duty! Dowdy, dumpy and frumpy!
3. Shania Twain: What can I say? In buckled bombs and country-fried kitsch, has Calamity Twain popped a stitch!
2. (Tie) Madonna and Britney Spears: So many tacky trends, so little time — please, will someone arrest The Kissin Cousins of Couture Crime!
1. Paris Hilton: How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Paree? Grab the blinders here comes Paris. From cyber disgrace to red carpet chills — she's the vapid Venus of Beverly Hills!